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Who is Cellulite Queen?

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I can't be 50 already!!

The Red Light

My Golf Ball Sized Head

White Resin Chairs

My Camping Calamities

Martha Stewart of Mommies

Starting a Diet SUCKS!

THE GREAT ADVENTURE!!

Nelson and Wild West City

MOMZILLA Invades Jersey!

A Visit To The Bakery

(almost) Legal Disclaimer

The Art of Ostriching...

A Surprise Birthday Party

FAT in a Thin World

Blue Man Group Las Vegas!

A Chocoholic's Recipes

We Interrupt This Life...

September 11, 2001

I Kissed Rudy Giuliani!!

Hitting the High Notes!!

Harry's Anal Adventure

Ryno Meets the METS!!

Last Visit to Manhattan.

Wear Sunscreen!!

That THING in the Cage

SUPER-SIZE NOTHING!!

Do you ever wonder...

Animals Are People Too!

REFUSE to Grow Up!!

Enjoy the Journey of Life

Kids Kids Kids Kids Kids!

"Quotable Quotations"

The Last Laugh Joke Page!

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Unusual Mailbox Contest!

The "Good Old Days"?

LIVING IN THE PAST

The ABCs of Happiness

Tongue-In-Cheek Diet Q&A

Nature's Pharmacy!

Everyday Home Remedies

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UNUSUAL MAILBOX CONTEST!!

 
ENTER THE
CelluliteQueen.com
UNUSUAL MAILBOX CONTEST!!


Do you have an unusual mailbox in your neighborhood?
Something very strange, ridiculous, ugly or funny?
Maybe something clever, pretty or original?

If so, please take a photograph of it and email it to
CelluliteQueen.com by clicking on the link below.
 
Three (3) winners will be chosen by an independent
 judging panel, and each winner will receive:

*  A CelluliteQueen.com Tote Bag
  *  A CelluliteQueen.com Tee Shirt
   *  A CelluliteQueen.com Book Mark
   *  Other Surprise Gifts!                

 There will also be a Special Surprise
awarded to Two (2) Runners-Up!! 

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NOTE:  All photographs submitted to the Unusual Mailbox Contest  become the property of CelluliteQueen.com, and may be used in any manner or format without compensation other than the prizes named above. An Independent Judging panel will choose the winners.  Winners will be notified via email and asked for their names and mailing addresses once they are chosen, and all prizes will be mailed through the Postal Service. The three winning photographs as well as the two Runners-Up photographs will be published on this web site.  If you would like your name to be credited to your photograph in the event it may be published, please supply it at the time of your photograph submission(s).  There is no limit to how many photographs you may enter. Final date for photo submissions will be published on this web site page. If you have any questions, please use the Unusual Mailbox Contest email link above.


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