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A Humorous Look at Life, as seen through the eyes of a fun-loving, middle-aged, somewhat cynical, slightly crazy Fat Chick.

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Who is Cellulite Queen?

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I can't be 50 already!!

The Red Light

My Golf Ball Sized Head

White Resin Chairs

My Camping Calamities

Martha Stewart of Mommies

Starting a Diet SUCKS!

THE GREAT ADVENTURE!!

Nelson and Wild West City

MOMZILLA Invades Jersey!

A Visit To The Bakery

(almost) Legal Disclaimer

The Art of Ostriching...

A Surprise Birthday Party

FAT in a Thin World

Blue Man Group Las Vegas!

A Chocoholic's Recipes

We Interrupt This Life...

September 11, 2001

I Kissed Rudy Giuliani!!

Hitting the High Notes!!

Harry's Anal Adventure

Ryno Meets the METS!!

Last Visit to Manhattan.

Wear Sunscreen!!

That THING in the Cage

SUPER-SIZE NOTHING!!

Do you ever wonder...

Animals Are People Too!

REFUSE to Grow Up!!

Enjoy the Journey of Life

Kids Kids Kids Kids Kids!

"Quotable Quotations"

The Last Laugh Joke Page!

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Unusual Mailbox Contest!

The "Good Old Days"?

LIVING IN THE PAST

The ABCs of Happiness

Tongue-In-Cheek Diet Q&A

Nature's Pharmacy!

Everyday Home Remedies

Think ENGLISH is easy??

 
The ABCs of Happiness

 
  • Avoid negative sources, people, places and habits
  • Believe in yourself
  • Consider things from every angle
  • Don’t give up and don’t give in
  • Enjoy life today; yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come
  • Family and friends are hidden treasures, seek them and enjoy their riches
  • Give more than you plan to
  • Hang on to your dreams
  • Ignore those who try to discourage you
  • Just do it
  • Keep trying no matter how hard it seems. It will get easier
  • Love yourself first and most
  • Make it happen
  • Never lie, cheat, or steal, always strike a fair deal
  • Open your eyes and see things as they really are
  • Practice makes perfect
  • Quitters never win and winners never quit
  • Read study and learn about everything important in your life
  • Stop procrastinating
  • Take control of your own destiny
  • Understand yourself in order to better understand others
  • Visualize it
  • Want it more than anything
  • Xcellerate your efforts
  • You re unique of all God’s creations, nothing can replace you
  • Zero in on your target and go for it


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