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A Humorous Look at Life, as seen through the eyes of a fun-loving, middle-aged, somewhat cynical, slightly crazy Fat Chick.
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Who is Cellulite Queen?
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I can't be 50 already!!
The Red Light
My Golf Ball Sized Head
White Resin Chairs
My Camping Calamities
Martha Stewart of Mommies
Starting a Diet SUCKS!
THE GREAT ADVENTURE!!
Nelson and Wild West City
MOMZILLA Invades Jersey!
A Visit To The Bakery
(almost) Legal Disclaimer
The Art of Ostriching...
A Surprise Birthday Party
FAT in a Thin World
Blue Man Group Las Vegas!
A Chocoholic's Recipes
We Interrupt This Life...
September 11, 2001
I Kissed Rudy Giuliani!!
Hitting the High Notes!!
Harry's Anal Adventure
Ryno Meets the METS!!
Last Visit to Manhattan.
Wear Sunscreen!!
That THING in the Cage
SUPER-SIZE NOTHING!!
Do you ever wonder...
Animals Are People Too!
REFUSE to Grow Up!!
Enjoy the Journey of Life
Kids Kids Kids Kids Kids!
"Quotable Quotations"
The Last Laugh Joke Page!
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Unusual Mailbox Contest!
The "Good Old Days"?
LIVING IN THE PAST
The ABCs of Happiness
Tongue-In-Cheek Diet Q&A
Nature's Pharmacy!
Everyday Home Remedies
Think ENGLISH is easy??
I KISSED
RUDY
GIULIANI!!