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WELCOME!! And thanks for checking out CelluliteQueen.com, where you'll find an eclectic and diverse collection of things to read... The names were changed (sometimes) to protect the innocent... or those I thought would sue me. 
I admit it. I'm a very strange person. I've tried to be 'normal' many times, but just found it too difficult to think and act like everyone else. I was never one to just follow along behind the pack. (If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes!)
CelluliteQueen.com is a look at life and everyday situations as seen through the eyes of a fun-loving, middle-aged, somewhat cynical, slightly crazy, happily married overweight woman (that would be ME) and how I interpret reality.
This is NOT a web site about dieting, losing weight and hating the injustices of it all; but I do whine, bitch and complain ad nauseam about my own perpetual battle of the bulge(s). You will also find some short stories, jokes, poetry, temper-tantrums and even some advice; all tainted with my twisted sense of humor and puerile mentality.
If you are Young or Old, Male, Female or a combination of both... If you are Skinny, Thin, Average, Heavy, Fat, Obese, Size-Positive or a Fatty-Basher, I'm sure you'll be able to find something here you can relate to!! (I am an equal opportunity offender.)
They now say "FAT is the new THIN", but regardless of how much we weigh, we always seem to have "Body Issues". I have a friend who wears a size two and she always complains she's too heavy. (Go figure!) I honestly feel that as long as you're healthy and reasonably happy in the skin you're in... don't waste your life worrying about what you look like on the outside. It's what's INSIDE that counts... even if you have to shop for clothes at a fat lady store! Besides, bitching about things is part of the fun! 
I'm somewhat of a practical joker, a klutz and a geek; a combination which makes me the 'Nutty' one in my clique of friends. They never know what stupid thing I'm going to do next, but once it happens, they're never surprised. My penchant for finding (and causing) trouble no matter where I go drives everyone crazy, but it makes life very interesting at times. (...and we laugh a lot!!)
So get comfy at your 'puter and check out a few things here on CelluliteQueen.com. Thanks for looking, and come back again soon!
To navigate through this site: Check out the list of titles on your left in the GREEN COLUMN. If you see something you'd like to read, simply click on the tab to access it from any page on this site. And that's about it.
(It's so simple, even I can do it!)
The WHAT'S NEWS??! tab will always have the latest news, postings, stories, information or rants I've added to this site... Whenever something new is added, that's where it will be found, and the old contents of that page will be moved to the bottom of the GREEN COLUMN.
If you'd like to be notified when something new has been added, join the CelluliteQueen.com mailing list. Just click on the link on the
CONTACT CELLULITE QUEEN tab. You will also find some links to send me either LOVE LETTERS or
HATE MAIL. (Hey, ya gotta take the bad with the good, right?)
Please feel free to share this web site with your friends, and make sure you don't forget to check out THE BARGAIN PAGE for great deals on just about everything!!
Thanks again for looking, and enjoy your visit!! Please come back often!! ~ CelluliteQueen.
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