CelluliteQueen.com

A Humorous Look at Life, as seen through the eyes of a fun-loving, middle-aged, somewhat cynical, slightly crazy Fat Chick.

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Who is Cellulite Queen?

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The Red Light

My Golf Ball Sized Head

White Resin Chairs

Martha Stewart of Mommies

My Camping Calamities

Starting a Diet SUCKS!

THE GREAT ADVENTURE!!

Nelson and Wild West City

MOMZILLA Invades Jersey!

(almost) Legal Disclaimer

The Art of Ostriching...

A Surprise Birthday Party

FAT in a Thin World

A Chocoholic's Recipes

We Interrupt This Life...

Hitting the High Notes!!

A Visit To The Bakery

Blue Man Group Las Vegas!

Harry's Anal Adventure

Ryno Meets the METS!!

That THING in the Cage

September 11, 2001

I Kissed Rudy Giuliani!!

Last Visit to Manhattan.

The "Good Old Days"?

SUPER-SIZE NOTHING!!

The ABCs of Happiness

Animals Are People Too!

Tongue-In-Cheek Diet Q&A

REFUSE to Grow Up!!

Enjoy the Journey of Life

Kids Kids Kids Kids Kids!

Wear Sunscreen!!

Do you ever wonder...

LIVING IN THE PAST

Think ENGLISH is easy??

Nature's Pharmacy!

Everyday Home Remedies

"Quotable Quotations"

The Last Laugh Joke Page!

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"If you obey all the rules,
 you miss all the fun!"
 -- Katharine Hepburn

 
 


WELCOME!!
  And thanks for checking out CelluliteQueen.com, where you'll find an eclectic and diverse collection of things to read... The names were changed (sometimes) to protect the innocent... or those I thought would sue me.

I admit it.  I'm a very strange person.  I've tried to be 'normal' many times, but just found it too difficult to think and act like everyone else.  I was never one to just follow along behind the pack.  (If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes!) 

CelluliteQueen.com is a look at life and everyday situations as seen through the eyes of a fun-loving, middle-aged, somewhat cynical, slightly crazy, happily married overweight woman (that would be ME) and how I interpret reality.  

T
his is NOT a web site about dieting, losing weight and hating the injustices of it all; but I do whine, bitch and complain ad nauseam about my own perpetual battle of the bulge(s).  You will also find some short stories, jokes, poetry,
temper-tantrums and even some advice; all tainted with my twisted sense of humor and puerile mentality.

If you are Young or Old, Male, Female or a combination of both... If you are Skinny, Thin, Average, Heavy, Fat, Obese, Size-Positive or a Fatty-Basher, I'm sure you'll be able to find something here you can relate to!!  (I am an equal opportunity offender.)

Please allow each page to completely load when you access it.  Some pages are jam packed with lots of 'stuff' and may take a few moments to appear on your screen. 

So get comfy at your 'puter and check out a few things here on
CelluliteQueen.com.  Thanks for looking, and come back again soon! 

To navigate through this site:      Check out the list of titles on your left in the GREEN COLUMN.  If you see something you'd like to read, simply click on the tab to access it from any page on this site.  And that's about it.
(It's so simple, even I can do it!)


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Please share this web site with your friends!!  Thanks again for looking, and enjoy your visit!! ~ Barbara-Ann, a.k.a. CelluliteQueen.


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